Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Constant Loop

New pristine copies are available. Time to replace my bootleg.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Kilgore Starter Kit

Apocalypse Now Yater shirt from Last Wave. 52 mil aviators from American Optical.

8' 6" Yater Spoon sold separately.

Zombie Bite

Looks fun doesn't it? I was instantly fished in. This is in Newport, RI and it looked great from the beach. Once in the water, you could make a legit drop but there was no shoulder to speak of unless you could grab something from outside and I was on the Mini Zombie, so sitting too deep wasn't going to work.

The end result of a beauty that jacked up and cycled me. The Zombie bit me. I didn't need stitches but it looked delightfully gruesome before it got washed off.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

He Rants

The headline reads: "Sweeper narrowly avoids a face full of Mini Zombie while performing blatant act of stupidity. Camel's back broken by straw. Film at 11."

From the douche paddling up and down the line-up taking every damn thing he could and then having the nerve to tell my boy The Bollocks that he was in his way, to the clown who very nearly cleaned me out when he ditched his stand up canoe, to the woman who provided the above headline when she dropped in on me without looking while paddling on her knees(and this is merely a small sample of jackassery I have witnessed/been a party to)...the aloha has been used up. You done got your last click out of El Meezy.

The ocean is for everyone. Ride what you want, when you want and how you want but do it far away from me because I now reserve the right to drop in on all paddle assisted watercraft.

Have a nice day.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Tropics As Time's Gone

Still trippin' on the garage tunes. This is a good one.

Monday, September 12, 2011