The headline reads: "Sweeper narrowly avoids a face full of Mini Zombie while performing blatant act of stupidity. Camel's back broken by straw. Film at 11."
From the douche paddling up and down the line-up taking every damn thing he could and then having the nerve to tell my boy The Bollocks that he was in his way, to the clown who very nearly cleaned me out when he ditched his stand up canoe, to the woman who provided the above headline when she dropped in on me without looking while paddling on her knees(and this is merely a small sample of jackassery I have witnessed/been a party to)...the aloha has been used up. You done got your last click out of El Meezy.
The ocean is for everyone. Ride what you want, when you want and how you want but do it far away from me because I now reserve the right to drop in on all paddle assisted watercraft.
Have a nice day.
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